Ignored Parables: The Unjust Manager, by The Rev. Connie Frierson


Luke 16:1-9

The Parable of the Dishonest Manager

Then Jesus said to the disciples, ‘There was a rich man who had a manager, and charges were brought to him that this man was squandering his property. So he summoned him and said to him, “What is this that I hear about you? Give me an account of your management, because you cannot be my manager any longer.” Then the manager said to himself, “What will I do, now that my master is taking the position away from me? I am not strong enough to dig, and I am ashamed to beg. I have decided what to do so that, when I am dismissed as manager, people may welcome me into their homes.” So, summoning his master’s debtors one by one, he asked the first, “How much do you owe my master?” He answered, “A hundred jugs of olive oil.” He said to him, “Take your bill, sit down quickly, and make it fifty.” Then he asked another, “And how much do you owe?” He replied, “A hundred containers of wheat.” He said to him, “Take your bill and make it eighty.” And his master commended the dishonest manager because he had acted shrewdly; for the children of this age are more shrewd in dealing with their own generation than are the children of light. And I tell you, make friends for yourselves by means of dishonest wealth so that when it is gone, they may welcome you into the eternal homes.
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 Ignored Parables:  The Unjust Manager
November 23. 2014
The Rev. Connie Frierson

Welcome to one more sermon in our series on ignored parables.  Last week Graham taught about a string of tiny parables about the Kingdom of God.  But this week I have chosen a parable that is quite simply mystifying.  As you listened to the scripture, did it make any sense?  Was the meaning clear? Jesus tells the story of a manager about to get fired.  The big boss man tells him, “Your fired.”  So the manager goes out and forgives large portions of debts owed to the boss, so that someone will like the fired manager when he is out on his can in the street.
         This reminds me the reality show that was wildly popular for a few years called  “The Apprentice.” The gist of the show is this; there would be some business transaction and several managers would have to start a storefront shop or build something or sell something. These were all business entrepreneur hopefuls under the vague and powerful tutelage of Donald Trump.  At the end of the show was the big accounting for the success or failure of the business. The scene would include an imposing corporate boardroom on the pinnacle of the Trump Tower. Donald Trump would sit in judgment, listening to the groveling explanations of his underlings. At the end one manager would hear “You have won the challenge.”  But some other poor unsuccessful slob would hear Trump bark out “YOUR FIRED!” 
          Can you see how the biblical story reminds me of “The Apprentice”? This biblical manager has messed up or squandered the boss’s property.  But the manager has a crazy plan.  There is no way to repair the botched job. He is sooooo FIRED.  The manager isn’t strong enough to dig and too proud to beg.  So the manager calls in the rich man’s debtors and cooks the books.  The guy who owes 100 jugs of olive oil, now only owes 50. The guy who owes 100 containers of wheat now only owes 80.  And then in the final scene instead of an angry boss, the big man doesn’t shout “Your Fired and your going to jail and your going to hell” but unaccountably commends the manager for acting shrewdly. What in the world is going on here?  What kind of topsy, turvy world is Jesus teaching about?
         This view of the world makes no sense to us. But if you think about it, Jesus was so often describing a world that was startlingly different than our ordinary reactions. Jesus was always setting things askew.  Instead of an eye for an eye, Jesus commanded forgiveness of enemies, and even more crazy, love of enemies. Instead of looking at the rich as those that are especially favored by God, Jesus pitied the rich as love of money made following God so difficult.  Jesus is always changing the way we look at the world.  Here Jesus is changing the way we look at the world with this dishonest manager. 
          The parable reminds me of a Picasso painting, particularly a painting from Picasso’s modernist period.  I have put on the front of the bulletin a painting by Picasso from 1932 entitled 'Girl Before a Mirror.' This shows a little of what Picasso was famous for. As you look at the painting we can tell there is a girl, we can tell there is a mirror. But the image is disturbing, even ugly.  What Picasso was doing was changing perspective.  What I mean by a changing perspective that is to look at this we see a girl from a side view, profile, but at the same time we see that girl looking straight on.  One of the ideas Picasso played with was trying to understand that the straight on view and the profile are different sides of the same person. In 'Girl Before a Mirror' the perspective is changed again in dark reflection in the mirror. We look at this and we are confused unless we stop and think.  We are confused until we stop and look at this picture from different perspectives.  It is often the same way with scripture. God is trying to make us look harder and dig deeper, perhaps even startle us into a new thought about ourselves and about God.
         Our problem with this scripture is that everyone in it seems like a bit of a rogue or a trickster.  The manager is inept and then a cheat. The debtors are in collusion cheating the master. And the Master seems the funniest rogue of all praising the manager for playing fast and loose with his assets, for giving away the store. How shall we make sense of this mish mash of perspective?  Perhaps it will help if we try to identify who is does each character represent.
         Let’s start with the rich man.  Often Jesus has used the rich landowner as an image for God.   You remember the story of the Prodigal Son?  Well the prodigal son’s father was a rich landowner. He was rich enough to divide his property and give it to his rebellious son to do with as he pleases.  Then when he makes a muck of it to welcome that wayward child back with open arms.  The rich welcoming and forgiving dad is God. Jesus also tells a story about an absent landowner whose tenants are running wild. So the landowner sends agents to warn and correct them, to tell them how to live better and they kill them.  Then finally the landowner sends his son, his only son, to deal with the evil tenants.  The landowner says surely they will pay attention to my son, my only son.  But they kill his only son.  Again the landowner is like God.  Jesus also tells a story about a rich man who invites all sorts of people to a banquet but they don’t come, because they are too busy.  So he invites everyone in from the street, the poor and the beggars. Here God is the rich man again. So in our story today, God says to the manager, “Give me an account of what you have done.” God would be justified in saying “You’re fired.” 
         So who is the bad manager, the manager who squandered away God’s gifts?  Oh Golly!  We are the dishonest managers.  Who here hasn’t mismanaged God’s gifts? Have we used the gift of time well?  Have we used the gift of smarts and a mind to promote our own interests or Gods?  Have we used our creativity to praise God or to reap praise ourselves? Have we used our time? Have we used the precious breath inside us for anything more than hot air?  How about your money and material wealth?  If we examine ourselves we do find that we are like the manager in the story. 
         So I have a little Thanksgiving reflection for you.  It is traditional at Thanksgiving to think of all our blessings.  So this week let’s think of any gifts and strengths you have.  As I look out at this congregation, I see so many gifts.  Some have the gift of teaching, others of organization, others of welcome and hospitality, others music, others business sense and others prayer. Here is the Thanksgiving homework for you.
Make a list of your gifts and blessings then ask two questions.  1) Have I used this gift well?  2) Have I used this gift for myself or for God?  The answer for most of us, myself included, is that sometimes I haven’t developed and worked at my gifts.  And when I have, it was for my own benefit not Gods.  So we are all in the position of the dishonest manager. If we were running the local McDonalds and God were corporate headquarters, God would fire us. 
         So now we know who the rich landowner represents, (God) and now we know who the manager is, (us.) Now we turn to what the manager did.  To our eyes, we figure the manager cooked the books.  We look at this like modern day accountants. But there is another explanation that the people of Jerusalem and Galilee would have understood.  Managers often weren’t paid in money. They were paid in kind. They took a portion of the goods owed to the landowner and that was there commission. So as the manager is making this last ditch effort to appeal to the tenants, he might well have been cutting off his share of the profit.  He may have been giving up his commission. Sometimes his commission was unconscionably high, an exorbitant 50%, sometimes it was more moderate 20%.  But in this last act as manager he is giving up what he thought of as his share of the pie. He is offering a sacrifice that he had not offered before. He is doing a fire sale. And it is his portion that he is giving away.
         In this desperate and pragmatic way, the manager had at last realized the important lesson. He realizes that radical generosity builds community.  That sacrificial giving says I care about you more than words. That if he is to have a place, a home, an eternal home, he needs to give and not to take. This is as pragmatic as cold hard cash.  There is no Hallmark card that can substitute for generosity. No symbolic gesture that can mean as much as honest sacrifice.  The rabbi’s had a saying. “The rich help the poor in this world, but the poor help the rich in the world to come.”  Ambrose, a 4th century bishop, when he was preaching on the guy who built bigger and bigger barns to hold his stuff, said “the bosoms of the poor, the houses of the widow and the mouths of children are the barns that last forever.”
         Jesus parables were often gritty things, made of common life and common things, people we recognize, maybe even people like us.  So in our parable today run the risk of making this teaching spiritual and not pragmatic. We can spiritualize it to mean we can give away goodwill to our neighbors, kind thoughts to the poor and best wishes to ministry. Or we can follow Christ’s teaching with a pragmatic shrewdness, understanding the needs of this world and meeting them with concrete love and generosity.
         Returning to our musing about that silly show "The Apprentice." In our house, when the boys were small, probably about 7 and 8 years old, Allen and the boys would play a game based on “The Apprentice.” Allen, my husband,  would play the part of Donald Trump. He would have the boys help him look the part by smooshing his face into a rich boy pout and narrow his eyes and then finger comb his hair into the terrible Donald Trump comb over.  March and Nate would play the hopeful or pitiful apprentices, vainly trying to please Donald with their business ideas. The boys would make up original toys to sell and promote. Or propose new farming techniques to grow candy on trees. In the end they would grovel and then end up wrestling Pretend Donald to the floor with silly kisses and outrageous pleading. After the wrestling matches and the tickling, when they were all laughed out and Daddy would bark, “Well since I love you so much your not fired.”  I think this scene is what might be going on in this incredible parable.
Amen.